Shawn versus the McRib

I don’t often write about something as mundane as fast food. However, the McRib is, to some, more than just typical fast food.

For various reasons I have more or less just let the McRib advertising and fanaticism fly over my head every time it’s come around. I never bought and ate one, figuring I wasn’t missing much. For that matter I have humorously and somewhat derisively called it the “McFib” at various points in the past.

Well, with McDonald’s announcing for the fourth time that this is the “McRib Farewell Tour” (with the previous three being in 2005, 2006, and 2007) curiosity finally got the better of me and today, in need of both a late lunch and realizing I might run out of opportunities to see what all the fuss is or was about, I made my way over to the McDonald’s at 5414 Airline Drive in Houston, Texas, and ordered my first (and quite possibly my last and only) McRib. (With fries and a Coke, of course.)

Now I haven’t blogged a whole lot about my eating habits here, so I’ll go ahead and fill in a couple of things. My usual order at McDonald’s, on the rare occasions I decide to eat there, is a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets meal. (I’ve been known to order the comparable meal from Jack in the Box as well, so I’m definitely not brand loyal to the Golden Arches even when it comes to my chicken nugget fix.) When I do order sandwiches (hamburgers or otherwise) I usually do not order pickles. In the case of the McRib, however, you have the meat, the bun, the sauce, the onions, and the pickles. So for better or worse I ordered my McRib as it comes, pickles and all.

So you’re likely asking now, “Enough with the lead-in, Shawn, how was the darn thing?”

It was okay, about what I would expect for a fast food take on a rib sandwich. The pickles were barely noticeable, not the distraction I was expecting them to become. But overall, the McRib is an offering I can take or leave. I’m not hooked on it or anxiously awaiting its return by any means. I’m perfectly content with my usual McNuggets meal the next time I find myself at the Golden Arches. (Interesting sidenote here: both the McRib and Chicken McNuggets were created by the same McDonald’s executive chef, René Arend, two years apart.)

I can say with confidence that I still don’t get why there was so much hype around the McRib every time it would seasonally appear on the McDonald’s menu as a limited time offer.

By contrast, I am a huge devotee of Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza, and was horrified when that item went off the menu for what we (the broader group of Mexican Pizza fans) thought was going to be permanently. Quoting Wikipedia:

On November 5, 2020, Taco Bell removed the Mexican Pizza from its menu, saying that its paperboard packaging had a significant environmental impact.[2] In response, Krish Jagirdar, a vegetarian Indian American, started a petition for Taco Bell to reinstate the Mexican Pizza. The petition attracted more than 170,000 signatures.[1]

And surprisingly, in response, Taco Bell brought it back, with demand definitively outpacing supply for its original 2022 May return. Taco Bell actually had to take the Mexican Pizza back off the menu again due to supply issues, but it returned in 2022 September and is sticking around for good this time.

There’s not much information on whether or not the Mexican Pizza was originally rolled out as a limited time offer. However, I can say that many such permanent menu items do start out as limited time offerings; if memory serves correctly, this was the case for both Taco Bell’s Fritos® Burrito and 7-Layer Burrito (both of which have unfortunately been discontinued). In at least two countries (Germany and Luxembourg) the McRib is still available year-round. Per the McDonald’s website FAQ entry “Why isn’t the McRib® sold year-round?”:

We like to change up our menu throughout the year by offering some limited time only items, like our Shamrock Shake® in the spring. The timing of the McRib return can vary from year-to-year, but most recently, it debuts in the fall.

Yet there are no other limited-time offerings with remotely the fame or fan following of the McRib. I hadn’t even heard of the Shamrock Shake until I read this FAQ entry, or if I had it wasn’t memorable. I have to wonder if the PR mouthpiece of McDonald’s said this just to provide some kind of plausible reason.

Honestly, given some of the things that have happened in the fast food business, I’m glad we still have McNuggets.

What’s all the fuss about “Skins” on MTV?

The Hollywood Reporter’s Live Feed blog recently reported on the Parents Television Council’s vicious condemnation of the MTV series “Skins” and followed it up with a report that the PTC called for a Federal investigation into the show. The show is about high-school-age characters, and features casual sex and drug use. The PTC has made their condemnation of the series as “the most dangerous show for teens” in spite of a TV-MA rating.

I really don’t see what all the fuss is about. Teenagers have used drugs and partaken of casual sex before “Skins” and will continue to do so afterwards. Seriously, folks, don’t blame the show for the actions of the kids, even if they are your kids. I would like to think by the age of 13 or 14 that most young adults have learned the difference between fantasy and reality. And again, just because the PTC doesn’t like a show, doesn’t mean MTV should bow down and kiss their feet and pull the show.

The latter report also states the PTC is calling for a boycott of Taco Bell, who sponsors the program. This smacks of censorship, which as any regular reader of this blog knows, is one of my biggest pet peeves. So I’m calling on my readers out there, sometime within the next couple of weeks, to eat out at Taco Bell at least once. In fact, let the staff know you’re doing it because Taco Bell sponsors “Skins” and in spite of the PTC.

As I have learned from my time at the poker table, the best way to respond to a bluff is to call it. Maybe once word gets out this has actually been a PR boost for Taco Bell and MTV, the PTC will back down. But I’m not holding my breath.

Maybe the PTC should spend more time explaining to parents how to use the parental control features on TV sets and cable boxes. Or better yet, how to explain the dangers of drug use and casual sex to their sons and daughters.

To be fair, I honestly think MTV can do a better job. Did it ever occur to the PTC that maybe that’s what “Skins” is about?